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10 December 2010 @ 11:13 am
Holiday Rage  
Happy Holidays, y'all.

I wonder if Butters would be at the wrong end of his parents--

Holiday Rage

TIME: DAY. BIG GAY AL AN MR SLAVE'S HOME.

WE SEE SOMEONE COMING OUT OF A CHIMNEY. IT ISN'T SANTA CLAUS. BUTTERS EMERGES FROM THE FIREPLACE.

BIG GAY AL: Would you like some egg nog, Butters? You're doing a super job cleaning out the chimney. That's $3 an hour?

BUTTERS: Wh-o-oa! Does it have booze in it? I can get grounded if I come home drunk!

BIG GAY AL: No, no. It's non-alcoholic.

MR SLAVE: I would have been the designated driver.

BUTTERS: I'm just a kid...

MR SLAVE: I know, I was just jokin' with you...

BUTTERS: I meant being driven home by someone other than mom and dad. (Big Gay Al brings egg nog for all of them) Oh, thanks.

CUT TO LATE IN THE AFTERNOON. BUTTERS ARRIVES HOME COVERED IN SOOT. HE GOES UPSTAIRS TO GET WASHED UP. HE IS AFRAID OF TRACKING SOOT INTO THE HOUSE AND ENDING UP BEING GROUNDED ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS PARENTS ARE PREPARING FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUTTERS IS TAKING A SHOWER AND IS IN THERE A LITTLE LONGER BECAUSE THE SOOT IS HARDER TO WAS OFF. SUDDENLY LINDA COMES UPSTAIRS WITH MORE DECORATIONS.

BUTTERS: Oh, my God. More decorations? I thought mom was done up here!

BUTTERS SPEEDS UP WASHING HIMSELF, CLIMBS OUT OF THE SHOWER, AND TRIES TO ESCAPE.

LINDA: BUTTERS! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG TO SHOWER! IT ISN'T NORMAL!

OUTSIDE CARTMAN ARRIVES AT THE STOTCH'S HOME. HE PARKS HIS BIG WHEEL ON THE LAWN NEARLY KNOCKING OVER AN ELECTRIC LIGHT ANIMATED REINDEER. BUTTERS PARENTS GO BALISTIC.

BUTTERS IS WATCHING HIS PARENTS AND CARTMAN ARGUE LOUDLY WITH EACH OTHER FROM HIS BEDROOM WINDOW. CARTMAN SPOTS SOME WEEDS ;) IN THEIR YARD.

NEXT DAY. BUTTERS GOES UPSTAIRS BUT IS STOPPED BY HIS PARENTS. THEY ARE HAVING A HOLIDAY VISIT BY RELATIVES. THEY TRY TO HUG BUTTERS BUT HE RECOILS FEARING GETTING THEM DIRTY.
BUTTERS PARENTS GO BONKERS OVER HIS "RUDENESS". WE HEAR A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. IT IS CARTMAN.

CARTMAN: Ho, ho, ho! Season's Greeting! I brought you some chili!

LINDA AND STEPHAN/CHRIS: Why thank you. You shouldn't have! (We now hear them out of frame. Butters is watching from the top of the stairs)

LINDA: This is so good. (She is getting high)

STEPHAN: YEAH! THIS IS SO GOOD! REALLY GOOD!

CARTMAN IS HIDING IN THE KITCHEN POINTING A CELLPHONE AT LINDA AND STEPHAN/CHRIS GRINNING ABOUT PLANNING TO POST THIS ON YOUTUBE.

BUTTERS: (Smiling) Yeah, you shouldn't have. Maybe...
 
 
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(Deleted comment)
mel_pa on December 11th, 2010 06:06 pm (UTC)
What do you mean?
♥ Experiment #513 ♥: Kasane Teto - You Really Are Stupid Arenvixielamenta on December 13th, 2010 07:21 am (UTC)
This was kinda* retarded.







*very